I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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