I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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