I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
