Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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