How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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