I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
being pregnant is like rehab
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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