And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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