Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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