just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i think i have two assholes
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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