I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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