She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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