just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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