just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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