I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
