You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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