He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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