Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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