Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she pinky promised me she was 18
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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