Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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