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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
