Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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