yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like death gave me a hand job
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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