who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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