it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
