Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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