4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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