You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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