My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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