How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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