Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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