Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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