That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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