all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
