Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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