Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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