fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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