I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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