Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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