You work out of a Hotel?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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