its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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