Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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