what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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