I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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