Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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