If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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