My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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