Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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