only if we run a train.
done.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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