I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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