i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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