I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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