He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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