question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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