i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
we're so committed to being not committed
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
